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toocooltobehipster:

when ur girl friend comes asking for relationship advice: rule number 1 to be a boss ass bitch, never let a clown try to play you. if he play you, then rule number 2, fuck his best friends then make them yes men. and get a dick pic, and then you press send, and send a red heart, and a kissy face, and tell him that his friends love how your pussy tastes.

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